Featuring seventy-eight queens from the first ten seasons of the shadiest show on television, this intricately designed tarot deck is definitely in your future.

Do you have existential questions about your personal universe, such as: Do I need to go back to party city, where I belong? How best might I, in both my work and love life, get sickening? If I can't love myself, how in the hell am I gonna love anyone else?

Based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck, these cards can be used either by a true divination professional or an intoxicated patron at a RuPaul's Drag Race live screening. And hey, if your future, as ordained by these cards, ain't looking so bright, at least you'll get a kick from the cosmic shade, the cosmic shade of it all! It's safe to say you'll be clutching pearls either way.