Whiskey River Candle

$14.95
Style
  • Net wt. 6.5 - 7 oz. 
  • Hand-poured 
  • 100% soy wax candle 
  • Burn time: approx. 40 hours

FUCK THAT

  • SMELLS LIKE TIME'S UP: Canceled. 
  • Sloe Gin Fizz 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

  • SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS: Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
  • Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri scented 

FUCK THIS

  • SMELLS LIKE I'M OVER IT: Bye, Felicia.
  • Amaretto Sour scented

OH MY FUCK

  • SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE'S KNOCKED UP: Congratulations! Your life is now over.
  • Blue Raspberry Jello Shot scented  

FUCK YEAH

  • SMELLS LIKE A CELEBRATORY DRINK: Fuck yeah!
  • Blueberry Bourbon Fizz scented 

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

  • SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY: You know how temperamental I can be.
  • Pomegranate Champagne scented 

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